GOOD JOB, DANIEL
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
Your youth and your desire for happiness reminds me cruelly of my age and the impossibility of happiness for me.
- Leo Tolstoy, The Last Station (2009)
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Maggie Smith and her husband Beverley Cross.
When you meet again someone you should have married in the first place—it’s like a script. The kind of luck that’s too good to be true.
An advanced Muggle Studies class delving into popular Muggle culture like television shows and internet memes.
Muggleborns take it just so they can stay caught up with Doctor Who.
The real reason Hermione took Muggle Studies
i was telling a joke i made up the other day
what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink
and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
I am ready to steal your sandwich
Chalk Art by David Zinn
I love this.
The world is in need of more beautiful weirdness like this.